Breaking fairy tale news has officially taken the phrase “when pigs fly” off the list of impossible things. The Three Little Pigs were spotted flying above the countryside late yesterday, carried not by wings, balloons, or questionable wizardry, but by their own hair. Witnesses report that the pigs had recently gotten their hooves on a mysterious hair…
Why did Jack stop climbing the beanstalk?
Because he discovered the giant’s Fee-WiFi-Fo-Fum was frightfully slow and the cloud storage fees were simply sky high.
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