Fairy Tale Land was buzzing today after Red Riding Hood made the most unexpected announcement of all. She forgave the wolf. “Yes, he scared me,” Red Riding Hood said, brushing crumbs off her cookie basket. “But honestly, without the wolf, I would have just walked to Grandma’s house, dropped off snacks, and gone home. That…
Fairy Tale Land was buzzing today after Red Riding Hood made the most unexpected announcement of all. She forgave the wolf. “Yes, he scared me,” Red Riding Hood said, brushing crumbs off her cookie basket. “But honestly, without the wolf, I would have just walked to Grandma’s house, dropped off snacks, and gone home. That…
Breaking fairy tale news has officially taken the phrase “when pigs fly” off the list of impossible things. The Three Little Pigs were spotted flying above the countryside late yesterday, carried not by wings, balloons, or questionable wizardry, but by their own hair. Witnesses report that the pigs had recently gotten their hooves on a mysterious hair…
Enchantedville Issues Correction: “Most Wanted” Mice Were Actually Picnicking and Polite Enchantedville authorities were briefly on high alert this morning after reports claimed the infamous Three Blind Mice had been spotted lounging on Bibbity Bobbity Beach. The mouse trio was wanted for breaking and entering, cheese snatching, and a long list of unspecified offenses. News…
Little Bo Peep announced today the launch of a new Collar-Ship Fund, an initiative designed to help sheep and other wandering animals find their way home. Bo Peep is well known for her advocacy work among farmers who have lost livestock. She began organizing support circles after personally losing yet another sheep, an incident she admits…
Brana is a nine-month-old Goldendoodle with a very specific skill set. She can sit. She can shake. She can wait. But her most impressive talent has nothing to do with tricks. Brana knows when it’s time to stop scrolling. When a phone or tablet comes out, Brana gently places her paw on the hand holding…
Officials report that what is believed to be the final missing piece of Humpty Dumpty’s shell has been located near the Enchanted Woods, renewing questions around one of the most closely watched incidents in nursery history. Scholars and critics remain divided over what truly happened to Humpty following the fall. While earlier fragments were recovered, the absence…
In a surprising legal development this morning, the Golden Goose has filed what she is calling a lawn-suit against Jack, citing concerns over the living conditions of her soon-to-hatch golden eggs. According to the filing, the Goose is “deeply appreciative” that Jack once rescued her from a giant and provided safety, security, and an impressive collection of…
In a formal statement released this morning, the Princess and the Pea expressed gratitude to the pea that altered her fate, while acknowledging growing public confusion over its spelling. The princess credited the small green pea placed beneath dozens of mattresses with revealing her sensitivity, securing her future, and proving that discomfort can sometimes lead…
He opened a very successful hat business. Turns out he was just aiming too low.
