Breaking fairy tale news has officially taken the phrase “when pigs fly” off the list of impossible things. The Three Little Pigs were spotted flying above the countryside late yesterday, carried not by wings, balloons, or questionable wizardry, but by their own hair. Witnesses report that the pigs had recently gotten their hooves on a mysterious hair…
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Little Bo Peep announced today the launch of a new Collar-Ship Fund, an initiative designed to help sheep and other wandering animals find their way home. Bo Peep is well known for her advocacy work among farmers who have lost livestock. She began organizing support circles after personally losing yet another sheep, an incident she admits…
In a surprising legal development this morning, the Golden Goose has filed what she is calling a lawn-suit against Jack, citing concerns over the living conditions of her soon-to-hatch golden eggs. According to the filing, the Goose is “deeply appreciative” that Jack once rescued her from a giant and provided safety, security, and an impressive collection of…
In a formal statement released this morning, the Princess and the Pea expressed gratitude to the pea that altered her fate, while acknowledging growing public confusion over its spelling. The princess credited the small green pea placed beneath dozens of mattresses with revealing her sensitivity, securing her future, and proving that discomfort can sometimes lead…

