Breaking fairy tale news has officially taken the phrase “when pigs fly” off the list of impossible things. The Three Little Pigs were spotted flying above the countryside late yesterday, carried not by wings, balloons, or questionable wizardry, but by their own hair. Witnesses report that the pigs had recently gotten their hooves on a mysterious hair…
Princess and the Pea, Issues Formal Gratitude, Sparks Spelling Debate
In a formal statement released this morning, the Princess and the Pea expressed gratitude to the pea that altered her fate, while acknowledging growing public confusion over its spelling. The princess credited the small green pea placed beneath dozens of mattresses with revealing her sensitivity, securing her future, and proving that discomfort can sometimes lead…