Breaking fairy tale news has officially taken the phrase “when pigs fly” off the list of impossible things. The Three Little Pigs were spotted flying above the countryside late yesterday, carried not by wings, balloons, or questionable wizardry, but by their own hair. Witnesses report that the pigs had recently gotten their hooves on a mysterious hair…
Nursery Rhyme Under Review
Breaking News: Families around the world are reacting with surprise after reports suggest the beloved nursery rhyme “Hey Diddle Diddle” may not be completely accurate. “Hey diddle diddle,the cat and the fiddle,the cow jumped over the moon;the little dog laughedto see such sport,and the dish ran away with the spoon.” According to multiple reports on…

