Breaking fairy tale news has officially taken the phrase “when pigs fly” off the list of impossible things. The Three Little Pigs were spotted flying above the countryside late yesterday, carried not by wings, balloons, or questionable wizardry, but by their own hair. Witnesses report that the pigs had recently gotten their hooves on a mysterious hair…
Three Mice Mistakenly Declared Enchantedville’s Most Wanted on Bibbity Bobbity Beach
Enchantedville Issues Correction: “Most Wanted” Mice Were Actually Picnicking and Polite Enchantedville authorities were briefly on high alert this morning after reports claimed the infamous Three Blind Mice had been spotted lounging on Bibbity Bobbity Beach. The mouse trio was wanted for breaking and entering, cheese snatching, and a long list of unspecified offenses. News…
