Breaking fairy tale news has officially taken the phrase “when pigs fly” off the list of impossible things. The Three Little Pigs were spotted flying above the countryside late yesterday, carried not by wings, balloons, or questionable wizardry, but by their own hair. Witnesses report that the pigs had recently gotten their hooves on a mysterious hair…
Golden Goose Files Lawn-Suit Against Jack
In a surprising legal development this morning, the Golden Goose has filed what she is calling a lawn-suit against Jack, citing concerns over the living conditions of her soon-to-hatch golden eggs. According to the filing, the Goose is “deeply appreciative” that Jack once rescued her from a giant and provided safety, security, and an impressive collection of…