Breaking fairy tale news has officially taken the phrase “when pigs fly” off the list of impossible things. The Three Little Pigs were spotted flying above the countryside late yesterday, carried not by wings, balloons, or questionable wizardry, but by their own hair. Witnesses report that the pigs had recently gotten their hooves on a mysterious hair…
Final Missing Piece of Humpty Dumpty’s Shell Found Near Enchanted Woods
According to a Press Release from the King’s Castle, the final missing piece of Humpty Dumpty‘s shell may have been located near the Enchanted Woods. Literary critics from around the world have rushed to the scene to investigate. Their hope is to find the truth about one of the most famous nursery rhyme incidents. Scholars and critics have…