Breaking fairy tale news has officially taken the phrase “when pigs fly” off the list of impossible things. The Three Little Pigs were spotted flying above the countryside late yesterday, carried not by wings, balloons, or questionable wizardry, but by their own hair. Witnesses report that the pigs had recently gotten their hooves on a mysterious hair…
Final Missing Piece of Humpty Dumpty’s Shell Found Near Enchanted Woods
Officials report that what is believed to be the final missing piece of Humpty Dumpty’s shell has been located near the Enchanted Woods, renewing questions around one of the most closely watched incidents in nursery history. Scholars and critics remain divided over what truly happened to Humpty following the fall. While earlier fragments were recovered, the absence…