Breaking fairy tale news has officially taken the phrase “when pigs fly” off the list of impossible things. The Three Little Pigs were spotted flying above the countryside late yesterday, carried not by wings, balloons, or questionable wizardry, but by their own hair. Witnesses report that the pigs had recently gotten their hooves on a mysterious hair…
Robin Hood Launches Cupcake Bow After Invisible Hammer Mishap
Robin Hood announced the launch of his new bow and arrow brand today, just weeks after Thor’s invisa-hammer quietly disappeared from the market.
The hammer, which could not be seen by users or bystanders, was widely criticized as confusing and dangerous. Several customers reported being hit by “nothing,” while others said they could not confirm whether they owned the product at all.
Robin Hood says his solution focuses on visibility and baked goods.
“Our bows are extremely visible,” he said. “And instead of arrows, we’re using cupcakes.”
The cupcake arrows are designed to fit every shape of cupcake and can be adjusted for distance, frosting density, and sprinkle load. While cleanup may require napkins and emotional preparation, Robin Hood claims injuries have dropped significantly.
“Most people stop fighting once they taste a cupcake,” he explained.
Early testers confirm the cupcakes are not aerodynamic, but are very persuasive.
Fairy Godmother announced she will publish all official cupcake arrow recipes in her upcoming cookbook, Bibbity Bobby Boolicious, calling the partnership “a win for peace, sugar, and very sticky hands.”
Thor has not responded to requests for comment, though sources say he is still confident his hammer is somewhere nearby.
