Breaking fairy tale news has officially taken the phrase “when pigs fly” off the list of impossible things. The Three Little Pigs were spotted flying above the countryside late yesterday, carried not by wings, balloons, or questionable wizardry, but by their own hair. Witnesses report that the pigs had recently gotten their hooves on a mysterious hair…
E I E I Oh My! Jollywood’s newest couple.
After receiving urgent calls from multiple farm animals, investigators launched a perplexing search for the world famous farmer families everywhere know as Old MacDonald. According to several sheep, cows, ducks, and one particularly dramatic rooster, Old MacDonald had mysteriously vanished from the farm after hiring Little Boy Blue to tend to the animals while he was away.
“E I E I Oh no,” one cow was overheard mooing. One pig complained that breakfast was served three hours late. “The farmer was missing. The boy was sleeping. The farm went hog wild!” he oinked in dismay.
But the case took a serendipitous turn when photos surfaced across Jollywood showing what appears to be Old MacDonald strolling happily next to none other than Old Mother Hubbard.
The unlikely duo was last seen walking their dogs and cheerful bark barks could be heard here and there. Sources say the animals back home are relieved but slightly jealous.
“The animals miss him,” said a goat who wished to remain anonymous. “But the dogs clearly won.” Witnesses describe the couple as sharing a whimsical love for animals and long walks.
Old Mother Hubbard, once known for having a cupboard completely bare, now seems to have a heart completely full.
And Old MacDonald, who had a farm with a quack quack here and a moo moo there, now has something new.
Love, love here.
Love, love there.
Here a hug, here a hug.
Everywhere a love, LOVE!
Investigators have officially closed the missing farmer case, confirming that Old MacDonald was never actually lost. He was just busy finding romance.
Meanwhile, Little Boy Blue was issued a citation for animal negligence after being found fast asleep near a haystack, snoring through morning chores.
“But we are happy to have him baaaaack,” said the sheep.
Farm animals across the countryside are said to be throwing a barn bash tonight, complete with hay cake and a duck DJ. One cow summed it up best, “From a moo moo here to a true love there, this farm officially shall live happily ever after.”
