Breaking fairy tale news has officially taken the phrase “when pigs fly” off the list of impossible things. The Three Little Pigs were spotted flying above the countryside late yesterday, carried not by wings, balloons, or questionable wizardry, but by their own hair. Witnesses report that the pigs had recently gotten their hooves on a mysterious hair…
Cinderella and Prince Charming Donate to Frog Prince Fund After “Un-Hoppable” Scandal
Cinderella confirmed today that she will donate handmade lily pads to the Frog Prince’s newly established Compassion Fund, aimed at teaching tadpoles basic empathy.
The announcement follows a recent bullying incident in which tadpoles allegedly referred to guppies as “un-hoppable,” triggering what experts are already calling a full-scale pond crisis.
Sources say the program will focus on inclusion, mindful croaking, and restorative ribbiting. Prince Charming added that the royal family “takes pond relations seriously” and will continue monitoring the situation.
Officials declined to say whether the guppies have accepted the apology, but confirmed that several bees buzzwords were used during the press conference.
