Breaking fairy tale news has officially taken the phrase “when pigs fly” off the list of impossible things. The Three Little Pigs were spotted flying above the countryside late yesterday, carried not by wings, balloons, or questionable wizardry, but by their own hair. Witnesses report that the pigs had recently gotten their hooves on a mysterious hair…
Robin Hood Launches Cupcake Bow After Invisible Hammer Mishap
Robin Hood announced the launch of his new bow and arrow brand today, just weeks after Thor’s invisa-hammer quietly disappeared from the market. The hammer, which could not be seen by users or bystanders, was widely criticized as confusing and dangerous. Several customers reported being hit by “nothing,” while others said they could not confirm…
