Breaking fairy tale news has officially taken the phrase “when pigs fly” off the list of impossible things. The Three Little Pigs were spotted flying above the countryside late yesterday, carried not by wings, balloons, or questionable wizardry, but by their own hair. Witnesses report that the pigs had recently gotten their hooves on a mysterious hair…
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After receiving urgent calls from multiple farm animals, investigators launched a perplexing search for the world famous farmer families everywhere know as Old MacDonald. According to several sheep, cows, ducks, and one particularly dramatic rooster, Old MacDonald had mysteriously vanished from the farm after hiring Little Boy Blue to tend to the animals while he…
