Breaking fairy tale news has officially taken the phrase “when pigs fly” off the list of impossible things. The Three Little Pigs were spotted flying above the countryside late yesterday, carried not by wings, balloons, or questionable wizardry, but by their own hair. Witnesses report that the pigs had recently gotten their hooves on a mysterious hair…
Final Missing Piece of Humpty Dumpty’s Shell Found Near Enchanted Woods
Officials report that what is believed to be the final missing piece of Humpty Dumpty’s shell has been located near the Enchanted Woods, renewing questions around one of the most closely watched incidents in nursery history.
Scholars and critics remain divided over what truly happened to Humpty following the fall. While earlier fragments were recovered, the absence of this final piece left the situation unresolved and open to interpretation.
Authorities have released limited information regarding the discovery and have not confirmed how the fragment was identified or how it came to rest near the woods.
Adding to the speculation, a young shepherd known locally as the boy who cried wolf has claimed he saw Humpty Dumpty moving near his flock of sheep earlier this week. The boy described the figure as “running,” though he did not provide further details.
Authorities cannot confirm the legitimacy of the claim made by the Boy Who Cried Wolf. However, officials note that continued reports of Humpty Dumpty sightings may require a formal update to his nickname.
No further information has been released at this time.
This is a developing story.
