Little Bo Peep Launches Collar-Ship Fund After Losing Track of Sheep Again

Little Bo Peep announced today the launch of a new Collar-Ship Fund, an initiative designed to help sheep and other wandering animals find their way home.

Bo Peep is well known for her advocacy work among farmers who have lost livestock. She began organizing support circles after personally losing yet another sheep, an incident she admits followed “a long afternoon of dancing in the prairie until the cows came home.”

Unfortunately, the sheep did not.

“That’s when I realized the cows had better navigation skills,” Bo Peep said.

The Collar-Ship Fund will provide lightweight tracking collars equipped with air-tag style locators for sheep, goats, and any animal at risk of wandering off during moments of joy, distraction, or interpretive prairie dancing. Bo Peep confirmed the program will expand to include other species “as funding and patience allow.”

Support for the initiative has arrived from Peter Pan and the Lost Boys, who announced they will participate in the program using collar alternatives better suited to their lifestyle. Instead of traditional collars, the Lost Boys have opted for enchanted gold bracelets, while Peter Pan selected a tracking band disguised as a pirate medallion.

“It still looks rebellious,” Peter confirmed. “But now someone can find us.” With this new change in tracking, the Lost Boys, may consider revising their name to, the “Un-Lost Boys.”

Bo Peep hopes the program will reduce heartbreak and improve reunions across farmlands and fantasy fields alike.

“Everyone deserves a way home,” she said. “Even sheep and boys…with poor time management.”